Artemisia Daphine Potter thought she would have a peaceful afterlife after being a Golden Girl for the Wizarding World, ready to walk willingly to Death's arms. Apparently, not even Death or the Hallows are going to make it easy for her. Now she finds herself as a green deer demon, and sometimes even confused for this Radio Demon, whoever he is. What will happen when the former GWL meets the Alastor himself? I own nothing in this story!