Stupid US government quotes
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Last published Mon, Nov 24, 2014
Some people say everybody in the US is stupid.
Wrong.
SOME people are stupid.
And SOME people are as stupid as donkeys if you get what I'm saying here ;)
And SOME of those stupid as donkey's people run for government.
And sometimes these people get elected.
Somehow. Don't ask me why. Just don't.
And when these people say quotes... It would be an understatement to say that they're mind-boggling.
A HUGE understatement.
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