lolz funny things im not allowed to do and more!!!!!!!

Mattheo Riddle // smüt "You're pathetic, and I love it." "You'll love it more once we're alone." #3 Riddle (16-04-2026)

𝒜 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝐻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝐻𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒜 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒽 𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝒮𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝑒𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝑒𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒 𝒯𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉.

This is complete clownery if you ask me.

-✼- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. -✼- warnings: -cussing -slight ooc -lowercase intended -will NOT be exactly like original plot -✼- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

"𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐋𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋, 𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃. 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑, 𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐒." 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝. 𝐉.𝐊 𝐑𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲.

- 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔙𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔙𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔈𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔥 𝔡𝔦𝔢, 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔬𝔴𝔡𝔢𝔯, 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥, 𝔞𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔎𝔦𝔰𝔰, ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔢 - ᴹʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ˢᵖʳᵘⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᴴᵃᵗᵉ! ᵀᵒᵒ ᴱᵃʳˡʸ ˢᵉᵉⁿ ᵁⁿᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᴷⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒᵒ ᴸᵃᵗᵉ! ᴾʳᵒᵈⁱᵍⁱᵒᵘˢ ᴮⁱʳᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ, ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ᵃ ᴸᵒᵃᵗʰᵉᵈ ᴱⁿᵉᵐʸ

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. " 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟓-𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟔. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞. [𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙾𝙲] [𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.] [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 14𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 2020] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 10𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 2021] [𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙹.𝙺. 𝚁𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒐 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅. 𓍯𓂃𓏧♡ TLT: started - 19/08/2025 - ended・・・- TSOM: started -・・・ - ended・・・- TTC: started -・・・ - ended・・・- !Slow updates!

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