lolz funny things im not allowed to do and more!!!!!!!

𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄- ɪs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ғᴀʟsᴇ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ. ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴛᴇ's ᴘʟᴀʏᴛᴏʏ. sʜᴇ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏsᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sʜᴇ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ? ɪғ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, sʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ sᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ. 𝐂𝐘𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐍, ɪs ғᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀᴠʀᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴅᴏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀᴡᴇ. sʜᴇ ʟɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ. sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏғ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴅɪᴠɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴅᴜsᴛ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴғᴏʀɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴄᴜʀsᴇ, sʜᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ɢᴏᴅ ɪɴ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀɪɴs.

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- 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔙𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔙𝔦𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔈𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔥 𝔡𝔦𝔢, 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔬𝔴𝔡𝔢𝔯, 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥, 𝔞𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔎𝔦𝔰𝔰, ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔢 - ᴹʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ˢᵖʳᵘⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵐʸ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᴴᵃᵗᵉ! ᵀᵒᵒ ᴱᵃʳˡʸ ˢᵉᵉⁿ ᵁⁿᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᴷⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒᵒ ᴸᵃᵗᵉ! ᴾʳᵒᵈⁱᵍⁱᵒᵘˢ ᴮⁱʳᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ, ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ᵃ ᴸᵒᵃᵗʰᵉᵈ ᴱⁿᵉᵐʸ • sometimes we love people like we love stars • • we love them knowing we can never have them •

"𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐋𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋, 𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃. 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑, 𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐒." 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝. 𝐉.𝐊 𝐑𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲.

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. " 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟓-𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟔. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞. [𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙾𝙲] [𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.] [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 14𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 2020] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 10𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 2021] [𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙹.𝙺. 𝚁𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒐 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅, 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅. 𓍯𓂃𓏧♡ TLT: started - 19/08/2025 - ended・・・- TSOM: started -・・・ - ended・・・- TTC: started -・・・ - ended・・・- !Slow updates!

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A book full of facts about my life, crazy Harry Potter stuff, Divergent stuff, and even jokes and memes!

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"𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚." The 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 that makes you feel 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙚𝙧 than you already are. The 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 that makes it almost 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙡. This is 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜. Cover made by @haruhiifowl