School Joke Part 1
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Last published Sat, Oct 11, 2014
Me:Im so good at this subject Im gonna Have a Perfect Score (By the way this joke is taken at school)
Teacher:Heres your Score........:(
Me:Jesus Christ!!!!!!! My score Is 20/100
Student 1:I got 17/100 :(
Student 2:Me.....Fine im gonna Tell you my score, my score is 10/100
Student 3:Mine is WORSE!!!!!!my score is 5/100
Me:Im So Fucking Smart Bitches (Again my score is 20/100)
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