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Election Erection

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Reads 2,158
Votes 59
Parts 2
Time 12m

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What happens when Joe and Donald tie?

Well, they have to be co-presidents, of course. That means executing laws together. Hosting golf days out together. Declaring war together. Pardoning politicians together. Practicing in illegal sex rings together.

And worst of all...

Sleeping in the same bed together. Of COURSE the White House only has one bed for them.

But slowly they start to become friends and understand each other, maybe even love each other...so what happens when Donald finds out that Joe is raising a Gen Z army to create Alt Country and rise up against Donald? Or when Joe finds out that Donald has been secretly infiltrating the White House with Proud Boys members to take the White House all for himself?

Read to find out...All Rights Reserved

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