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The Comeback Book

flowers_for_zoe

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flowers_for_zoe

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My friends have always said I'm great at comebacks so here are some I made up for you guys to use in any situation. :)All Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1: "Are you on your period?"
Sat, Oct 11, 2014

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Chapter 1: "Are you on your period?"
Sat, Oct 11, 2014

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