Too Funny/Too Good Not to Share
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sun, May 31, 2026
Whenever I'm just waiting for inspiration to start a new story or update an ongoing one, or whenever I'm feeling down, I look for funny quotes, sayings or jokes or inspirational quotes/sayings to get me through the day. Needless to say none of them are mine. I do not know however whom to attribute them. I just thought of sharing them here with anyone who might be in need of a picker upper just like me.
The cover image is not mine. It belongs to someone named Zazzle who uploaded it on the internet.
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𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙄𝙄 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁 𝘿𝙐𝙏𝙔 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝙌𝙐𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙎 Quotes and conversations of your favourite characters from the CoD universe! 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴! .. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴? • 𝙄𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙨: 𝚃𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝟷𝟺𝟷/𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚒𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜: - 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 - 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 "𝚂𝚘𝚊𝚙" 𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚑 - 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚗 "𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝" 𝚁𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 - 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚢 "𝚁𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑" 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 -𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 "𝙶𝚊𝚣" 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 - 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝. 𝙼𝚊𝚌𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 - 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚝 - 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙶𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗 (𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟿 𝙼𝚆 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗!) 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜: - 𝚅𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚛 𝙰. 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚟 - 𝚈𝚞𝚛𝚒 - 𝙰𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚢 - 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚕 - 𝙻𝚎𝚟 - 𝚅𝚒𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚛 - 𝙸𝚖𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚉𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚑𝚎𝚟 - 𝚅𝚒𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚉𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚑𝚎𝚟 𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜: - 𝙼𝚢 𝙾𝙲, 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚍: - 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚟 (𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚡 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚟) 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎..!
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