Philia: Cleanse the World
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Last published Tue, Feb 2, 2021
You know all those weird fetishes that you see in some pornos or something like that? My job, with the help of the goddess inside my head is to try to annihilate all of the weirdest, grossest, uncomfortable fetishes on the planet. We've also got the help of my ex, who I broke up with on the first date for... reasons. And my sexaholic friend who drinks too much. Together we get into absolutely disgusting situations and fight to bring normality back to the world.
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