The Slytherin Joker
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"𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑!! 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖕𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝖒𝖊!!!"
"𝕬 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖕𝖎𝖊𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖉𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖊...𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙."
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Let's just say, she is far away from her brother's behavior, and overall, from a behavior everyone would expect from a fourteen year old girl.
Started : 17. 1. 2021
Harry Potter does not belong to me, only the character of Asteria Potter and most of the storyline.
(Posting every month one or two chapters with at least 1500 words = UPDATE - taking break from this book until I rewrite my other book)
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• cursing
• mention of gore (just maybe sometimes while cursing)
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