Izuku Midoriya is turning 21 today, and he decides he wants to go to the bar with a couple of friends and get laid by some random dude and try to get over his crush on his Best Friends Ex, Katsuki Bakugo. Much to his surprise, his friends have arranged a surprise party with some of his old class mates. Will he get laid like he wanted, or will he end up going home, alone, like his last few birthdays?