The Guide to Guys

So yeah.
Im writing this cause all the time i see girls asking about guys like,all the tim and i thought it would be cool if i wrote what guys really think.
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Before you even start this book,i want to make this clear. Im asking you not to make fun of me for being a guy on wattpad. I also ask you not to accuse im "fake" and im actually a girl. Cause thats kinda insulting,not to mention depressing.