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The Mystical Wombat's Guide to Life

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When world-weary hack Heston McBee decides to end it all, it's just the beginning…   

A comedy urban fantasy featuring a mystic Marsupial, an ancient book, a deadly conspiracy and a beautiful village with a dark, dark secret...All Rights Reserved

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