Cheesy Pick Up Lines Cause Why Not?
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Last published Tue, Nov 10, 2020
Some cheesy pick up lines for yall.
Will most definitely get you rejected, but worth a try, right?
These are the kind of pick up lines you practice on yourself in the mirror and shut yourself down.
Enjoy this cringe!
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