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Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)

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Time 21h 36m

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Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe.

Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers.

Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. 

Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! 

[College is a bitch. I want to update this, but I'm getting frequent headaches, so hear with me until I do] 


Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. 

Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon.

Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. 

I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. 

I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. 

Started: November 10 - 2020


You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointedAll Rights Reserved

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What's A Vision? GENSHIN IMPACT X KNY READER by EriLikesCandyApple

(She/Her Reader) (DISCONTINUED, OLD AND CRINGE) PLEASE READ THIS NOTE BEFORE READING THE BOOK (Okay so this when i was really early on writing fanfics so the characters, situations, aren't canon and as for the readers desc, back then i saw a bunch of reader fanfics where (Y/N) is written as a really perfect character, so i just copied their style because i thought all fanfics were supposed to be like that 😭😭. OKAY IM EXTREMELY SORRY IF THIS WHOLE BOOK SEEMS WEIRD BECAUSE IT IS 😭 Ya'll have the full right to roast this book I'm sorry😭) This story takes place after the demon lord himself was defeated, even though he and the Twelve Moons were gone, there are still left over demons that still roams in this world, which is why the Demon Slayer Corp isn't disband yet. Nezuko is still a demon and the Demon Slayer Corps are still looking for a cure to turn her back into a human. (Y/N) (L/N) is one of the survivors from the war between Demon Slayers and the demon lord as well as the Kamaboko squad, the Master's family and the Hashira's (Yes they are all alive due to me feeling bad for them cus half of them died and also due to the PLOT ARMOUR! :D) (Y/N) was assigned to slay few of the remaining demons on a mountain and to find some ingredients for lady Tamayo in order to make Nezuko's cure, however she encountered a demon with teleportation powers that could teleport her using a portal to different worlds (and as the stereotype goes-) she got teleported away from her original world and found herself in a world called Teyvat. (This is an AU btw, an AU about the people that died are still alive except the demon lord and an AU that Nezuko is still a demon)

ⵌ𓂃 Teyvat Academy !! ✧ [DISCONTINUED] by vqnti_

Welcome to Teyvat Academy. Dive into this new environment with new people full of colourful personalities and maybe even have new relationships, platonic or not !? >_< TWs: ED, Bullying(?), Vulgar words (So far! I'll list down if there are more ^_^) The character personalities, background, stories or arc's are all from my perspective. Please don't get mad if you think the characters are bad. This is my first time writing on this app. I apologise if there are flaws in this book ˃ ⤙ ˂ Will maybe update this in the future! Enjoy the story,, ✦ ✧ Status: Discontinued

Love and Other Delusions | Chilumi by Anneti-social

Lumine is forced to go back to Liyue after a little accident in Inazuma. She stays under the care of Zhongli and during her stay there, a certain red headed fatui makes a visit. . . . so i just finished the Inazuma archon quest and I am not okay. 3am thoughts haunted me and i needed to write it and dump it somewhere, so here wattpad have a chilumi fic from an angsty me (This is set somewhere around the part of the inazuma archon quest, but you get the bad end) I only edited the title for the cover. Here's the link to the drawing! https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/kuq5ku/chilumi/ Warning: a whole lot of swearing probably idk im lacking sleep while writing this and will probably not proofread before publishing

a canine general & romance and well, i guess more by kazuuchi

gorou x fem!reader As the younger sister of Kokomi, you live on Narukami Island and you decide to take a stroll around town after the vision hunt decree is over. After all, you're not as well known as some may say, Her Excellency. And well, you bump into Gorou but it seems like he's in quite the predicament... As you two get closer and spend more time together during his time of break, you figure out things you'd never think of feeling in your wildest dreams. side note: because it's my first story i'm writing there's only gonna be fluff and stuff in this book bc smut isn't my thing and i just know that i would suck at writing it buttttttt i hope u still enjoy this though LOL disclaimer: i do not own any of these characters except for Y/N !!! genshin impact is not my game and does not belong to me. >>started: nov. 29 2021 >>ended: feb. 8 2022

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Teyvat. A mysterious place. But what in the ever loving fuck is happening now? What if two unhinged teenagers decided, to write their own crappy story about this place, new and old characters going through pain, suffering, joy and happiness. Maybe finding love on the way or witnessing a traumatising death. Who knows? Oh, right! We do :) And you will to, all you gotta do is tap the 'read' button. Enjoyy <33 I would like to add, we have a lot planned for this story! For some of you it is a little boring at the beginning but I'd definitely say it's worth reading!! I ask you to give this a chance please :) We started wayy back writing this so now our writing style has improved significantly and it's a lot more interesting! Thank you <3 Started at: June 2023 Finished: -still ongoing- 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐜 𝐀𝐮 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, @𝐉𝐚𝐲𝟏𝟓𝐦𝐤 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. ⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠️ - 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 - 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 - 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐞 - 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 - 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 - 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 / sexual assault / rape - 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 - 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞

Centimeters [Childe/Tartaglia x reader] by Cat_Noir_trash

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I dare you to [Scaramouche x reader] by chngyn

[Genshin Impact] [Scaramouche x fem!reader] [Please don't read this if you are younger than 16⛔️] You were born visionless into a world (Teyvat) where you either get a vision or become useless scum. Not blessed by the gods you accepted your fate as trash until... ...A coincidence brought your emotionless ass into tartagalicious troubles [jokes on me the fic won't be funny]. Will your life get bearable or will you unlock the old emotion pain? (spoiler: it's your best friend pain). ¡IG SOME PPL ARE TO DUMB TO READ BUT Y/N IS +18 THERE WAS A TIME SKIP IN THE BEGINNING! ¡English isn't my first language, as soon as I finish this book I will upload a corrected version! ⚠️Trigger Warnings in the upcoming chapters⚠️ -mental abuse -manipulation -all kind of physical abuse -degradation -death -trauma -forced relationship -mention of SA -dehumanisation -enslavement

✦ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɪᴛꜰᴜʟ - ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ɢɪ (DISCONTINUED) by H3LDHands

-> ✦ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɪᴛꜰᴜʟ - ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ɢɪ ______________________________________ Previously known as: Access to the private ᥆ᑲsᥱssі᥆ᥒ -𝗍һᥱ s𝗍ᥲ𝗍ᥱ ᥆𝖿 ᑲᥱіᥒg ᥆ᑲsᥱssᥱძ ᥕі𝗍һ s᥆mᥱ᥆ᥒᥱ ᥆r s᥆mᥱ𝗍һіᥒg. -ᥲᥒ іძᥱᥲ ᥆r 𝗍һ᥆ᥙgһ𝗍 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥴ᥆ᥒ𝗍іᥒᥙᥲᥣᥣᥡ ⍴rᥱ᥆ᥴᥴᥙ⍴іᥱs ᥆r іᥒ𝗍rᥙძᥱs ᥆ᥒ ᥲ ⍴ᥱrs᥆ᥒ's mіᥒძ. {𝖿! rᥱᥲძᥱr іᥒsᥱr𝗍} You're y/n, someone who isn't interested in love or any kind of romantic relationships at all. You're a high schooler that likes genshin impact, and knows many things about the quests, characters, pasts, and other things too. A pretty repetitive life you had, until you got teleported to the game you favorited. Once word got out you were a knowledgeable but secretive person, many have started to keep an eye out on the lookout for you. Since you're in your favorite game, you decided to be extremely goofy and make yourself comfortable while you're living. Goofing around wouldn't hurt, right? Well, maybe that wouldn't put you in danger. But instead... becoming the object of attention would be dangerous. R̶̨̨̖̬̹̥̜̠͎̺̍͐̂è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜â̸̠̋l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔l̶̘̫͚͎̟̙̺̼̦͈̋̽̔y̶̡͕̮͇͖͕̮̳̲̓ d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝ḡ̴̛͓̬͒̓̉̉̐́͘̕͜è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌ ______________________________________ -> ᥲᥙ𝗍һ᥆r ᥒ᥆𝗍ᥱ! ♡ I'm not good at writing any books or novels, if you do have any tips on how I could get better, I'd appreciate it a lot! Thank you for reading this and have a great day, happy reading!

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🄾🄽 🄶🄾🄸🄽🄶 Genshin x Female Reader Genshin Impact. A world unlike anything she's ever been before, truly living up to its fantasy genre. A girl wished to belong in it, almost tempted to break through the screen of her device and jump to the world of Teyvat. She didn't known her wish would come true so soon. "Fuck it," she said in excitement as she pushed the yes button when a floating screen magically appeared in front of her face, asking if she would like to be transported to Teyvat. How could she say no? What could go wrong? She enjoyed every moment she got to meet the characters she'd normally see on-screen. Everyone found her charming and unique, some even harboring romantic feelings for her. But would it be enough to persuade her to stay if she was forced to choose between two worlds permanently? Even if it costs her to forget all memories she had of her own world? ----------- "Wow, what a shock that you're quiet for once, [Reader]." "It's only been like a minute though." She pointed out. "Exactly. You never shut your trap so why suddenly?" "Gee, thanks dipshit. I'm just thinking so don't bother me." She rolled her eyes. "How scary. Is the world ending that you suddenly want to think? Even your brain must be shocked as I am." "Fuck you." "Just tell me what's on your mind already." "You." She boldly said. "Ew, that's disgusting." "Exactly. Couldn't agree more." [Reader] smirked in success that she got him. "Oh you're fucking dead, brat." Started: June 14, 2022 Ended: _____________ Past Rankings: #1 hoyoverse 06/25/23 #1 in mihoyo 01/05/23 #1 in celestia 01/05/23 #30 in genshin 01/05/23

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