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Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)

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Reads 209,901
Votes 4,548
Parts 31
Time 21h 36m

Mature

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Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe.

Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers.

Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. 

Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! 

[College is a bitch. I want to update this, but I'm getting frequent headaches, so hear with me until I do] 


Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. 

Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon.

Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. 

I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. 

I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. 

Started: November 10 - 2020


You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointedAll Rights Reserved

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Waves Touching Clouds (Kamisato Ayato x Reader) by A_smiling_potato

"Apologize," he said seriously as he leaned on his table while his arms are folding on his chest. "I'm fucking sorry." "LANGUAGE." "...motherfucker-" you whispered. You always wanted to travel and explore Teyvat but your strict parent won't let you go out. As soon as your mother got engaged with the head of the Feiyun Commerce Guild, she let you out freely for the first time. You were supposed to go to Inazuma first with Thoma but unfortunately, you were robbed so you were stuck in Inazuma and you became one of the maids in Kamisato Estate. They are not aware that you were the first daughter of the Feiyun Commerce Guild, even your close friend, Thoma. (This fanfic is written before Kamisato Ayato's official release on the game) I do not own Genshin Impact and their characters. This is an Ayato x Fem Reader fanfic, to be specific. (This fic is mainly enemies to lovers trope) A ship mention: EulAmber, ThomAyaka - If you're uncomfortable, please drop the fic. TW: mention of foul words/ mocking of stutters, and cringe af srry I'm not confident with this fic Started: Feb. 19, 2022 (?) Ended: May 2, 2022

Centimeters [Childe/Tartaglia x reader] by Cat_Noir_trash

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I dare you to [Scaramouche x reader] by chngyn

[Genshin Impact] [Scaramouche x fem!reader] [Please don't read this if you are younger than 16⛔️] You were born visionless into a world (Teyvat) where you either get a vision or become useless scum. Not blessed by the gods you accepted your fate as trash until... ...A coincidence brought your emotionless ass into tartagalicious troubles [jokes on me the fic won't be funny]. Will your life get bearable or will you unlock the old emotion pain? (spoiler: it's your best friend pain). ¡IG SOME PPL ARE TO DUMB TO READ BUT Y/N IS +18 THERE WAS A TIME SKIP IN THE BEGINNING! ¡English isn't my first language, as soon as I finish this book I will upload a corrected version! ⚠️Trigger Warnings in the upcoming chapters⚠️ -mental abuse -manipulation -all kind of physical abuse -degradation -death -trauma -forced relationship -mention of SA -dehumanisation -enslavement

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