Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)
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  • Reads 211,667
  • Votes 4,555
  • Parts 31
  • Time 21h 36m
Ongoing, First published Nov 09, 2020
Mature
Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe.

Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers.

Edit April 2025: Damn. I really posted one chapter throughout 2024. I should be able to post during summer when finals are over. 

Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. 

Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! 
Before you pitchfork me, there is a harem!


Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. 

Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon.

Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. 

I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. 

I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. 

Started: November 10 - 2020


You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointed
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