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Dirk Gently and The Waking Sea of Reality

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Reads 327
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Parts 19
Time 3h 15m

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It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

Wrong!

Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.All Rights Reserved

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