Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool is the merc with the mouth, the lewd, rude and sometimes nude anti-hero, who hates life, the universe and everything. The exceptions are tacos, the Golden Girls, and un-aliving people.
Peter Parker aka Spider-Man is a cinnamon roll of a superhero with a bubble butt that won't quit and iron cast morals which do not let him kill, not even bad guys. Not ever.
When Deadpool met Spider-Man, he fell in love. Nothing good can come out of that. Or can it?
Very unlike my other fanfics with sweet, tender first boyloves, this fic is rated R for the following: inappropriate humor and language, blood and gore, death (often Wade's), missing limbs (also Wade's), mentions of suicide (do I need to say whose?), explicit and sometimes weird smut, NSFW fan art, and a fast and loose relationship with Marvel canon.
Everything is safe, sane and consensual. Well, consensual. "Safe" and "sane" aren't in Wade's vocabulary.
Note: Wade does have an inappropriate fascination with men's butts which leads him to grope them in passing without consent. However, he never does this with the women characters, nor goes further with men either except with verbal consent.
I owe none of the characters. I take no responsibility for Deadpool's actions. Like that dude did anything I told him to do.
Read at your own risk. But only if you're over 18 years of age.
The cover image is from here, but I don't know if they are the original artist:
https://wadewilson-parker.tumblr.com/post/160775189276/shiroerika-spideypool-%E8%A6%AA%E8%87%89%E9%A0%B0
Spideypool oneshots
art isn't mine
star the chapters you like, you don't star = i cant tell what u like or want which then = updates you might not like, or updates i delete because I feel nobody likes them. you get me? I base my updates on who stars what, even if it's j one person
when this story was originally created i was 12, it's smutty, it's cringe. Keep in mind, it's three years old.
also Peter is legal in here. Imagine him as whoever but he is mostly based on comics in my writing. Though I will go against the comics at times, but in NONE of the sexual parts is he a minor.
Only one AU, which is the high school AU, is he a minor as well as DP. And that specific chapter has no smut.
there is non-con scenes so don't bitch in the comments i have a warning here and in first chapter.