Be My Baby Boy

Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool is the merc with the mouth, the lewd, rude and sometimes nude anti-hero, who hates life, the universe and everything. The exceptions are tacos, the Golden Girls, and un-aliving people.

Peter Parker aka Spider-Man is a cinnamon roll of a superhero with a bubble butt that won't quit and iron cast morals which do not let him kill, not even bad guys. Not ever.

When Deadpool met Spider-Man, he fell in love. Nothing good can come out of that. Or can it?

Very unlike my other fanfics with sweet, tender first boyloves, this fic is rated R for the following: inappropriate humor and language, blood and gore, death (often Wade's), missing limbs (also Wade's), mentions of suicide (do I need to say whose?), explicit and sometimes weird smut, NSFW fan art, and a fast and loose relationship with Marvel canon.

Everything is safe, sane and consensual. Well, consensual. "Safe" and "sane" aren't in Wade's vocabulary.

Note: Wade does have an inappropriate fascination with men's butts which leads him to grope them in passing without consent. However, he never does this with the women characters, nor goes further with men either except with verbal consent.

I owe none of the characters. I take no responsibility for Deadpool's actions. Like that dude did anything I told him to do.

Read at your own risk. But only if you're over 18 years of age.

The cover image is from here, but I don't know if they are the original artist:
https://wadewilson-parker.tumblr.com/post/160775189276/shiroerika-spideypool-%E8%A6%AA%E8%87%89%E9%A0%B0