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Death Wish

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In the sixth year, Dumbledore obtains the Deathly Hallows. With the approval of Minister Fudge, he calls upon Death in the Great Hall to become the Master of Death and defeat Voldemort. Yes...we can assure that this director is in the midst of a melodramatic crisis...a rare yet recurring disease among the wicked... But Death doesn't seem to be what it seems. And it doesn't seem to be alone... its sister, Life comes to join it. What could be better than answering a stupid and boring ritual done by a happy fool to drive those poor little ignorant Wizards crazy?

Harry and Luna are going to form a happy motley crew that promises to...well, to send a good generation of people to the mental hospital. OS

/TERMINED/ 

Dumbledore bashing! Because I love it with all my little heart of ice or stone. Honestly...which one is better? 

Risk of spoils, a little... Finally EVERYONE knows Harry Potter and if someone comes to see me saying: "yeah I haven't seen/read" you are HERETICAL!!!!

 There's no romance it's just a delirium where Dumby takes it in his face! No but seriously, it's so cool when he swallows his "know-it-all" look. Ah! I've just been told in the earpiece that "know-it-all" is already used for Hermione! What a shame! We can no longer be free in this society!!!! 

Elfelmira! An honor to meet you...especially if you read my fanfiction (I specify that this is incitement and not constraint...although...)All Rights Reserved

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