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Bottom Text: Volume 2

PettyPercussionist

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Reads 518
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Parts 27
Time 14m

PettyPercussionist

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okay so I reached the max amount of chapters on my first one so read this it's gonna be even funnier and less edgier and more politically correct. but don't worry there will still be jokes about killing babies.All Rights Reserved

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New London by JadenSeptum

idk what this is but one day my friend and I randomly decided to take our OCs from different fantasy stories and put them all together in a modern/future/cyberpunk aesthetic world instead. More comedic and satire than the typical serious stuff we usually do. I just decided to put it up here in case anyone enjoyed it Some characters from my book "Ascendant" are recycled for this (Muiredach, Uriah, and Runa) my friend created and wrote for Adeline, Raegan, and Klaus All other characters were created and written by myself Rated M for mature because of language. There's not a lot of sex or anything aside from talking and joking. I think ages 15 to 25 would likely enjoy it the most. It's kind of goofy and fun. LORE AND CONTEXT: A very satire-like cyberpunk style world in 2100s. Superheroes are kind of a known thing though extremely rare and not like how Marvel has one down every street. There are ambiguous "powers and magical forces" people have spoken about more so than in our world but other than that, it's basically our world but the hypothetical and comedic future. New London is a neglected city off the coast of Canada (Canada is known as North Montana now after the US took it). It's huge and very cyberpunk in style... but it's hard to describe so find our Pinterest board about the story by following the external link in the story parts... Very Gotham City like. It was where many people from the UK migrated to after the third world war but the city's politics and system are awful and the crime rate is super high

Book 1 Demon king's son Sanegiyuu by Readreadsthereader

Book 1 So this is my au so thing's are kinda complicated and shit so here are the triggers Torture SH R@p3 Smut Bullying Gayness Dirty jokes? Cursing Cringe Gore?

Fly ||Haikyuu Oneshots|| by s1r3nscr3am1ng

This is basically just a new book of oneshots since my old one is from like three years ago. Some of them are rewrites. This is mostly x readers, just like the last one. Most of the time, the reader will be female, but I try not to make it as ambiguous as possible (so I don't mention specifically gendered features). However, when it comes time to write them, it will be female unless asked otherwise of me. There will most likely be smut at some point. On top of that, there'll probably be a range of dark and triggering topics. Please read with care. Updates will be slow and inconsistent, since I'm writing these based on my own motivation without a real "end goal". DISCLAIMER: I do not own Haikyuu or its characters, as well as any of the shows actual plot I use. I only own my romantic plot lines. I also don't own any art I use unless stated otherwise.

OC x OC one shots by Smuttymistake

My past ones got deleted so oopsie. Includes: Queer relationships Hardcore kinks Triggering topics such as SH and EDs(I'm not good at writing angst so don't worry about that much) Uhh I dunno if there's anything else I will include it. The first chapter will be an intro to all my OCs and it'll update everytime a chapter with a new couple is introduced.

She's The Girl Next Door (MAJOR EDITING) by Queen_Geek

'Bad Boys Ain't Good But Good Boys Ain't No Fun.' "Don't look, but it's the king of being horny behind you." I automatically looked behind me, making Autumn scoff at me. She shook her head. "Ace Ford." Autumn's face retorted in disgust. "Every girl's 'dream guy'." Her fingers made quotation marks. "Let me just tell you Jane, that boy is disgusting." Ace leaned against the railing of the bleachers. He pushed his dark brown hair back and smirked as he talked to one of the blonde cheerleaders. "How so?" I questioned, turning back towards her. She raised an eyebrow. "Just look at the guy, doesn't he just scream 'I won't have sex with you and immediately ditch you unless you have dubble D's and the IQ of a goldfish?'" "He can't be that bad." I said, causing her to snort. ___________ Warning: Very Mild cursing. That's why I'm making it PG13 guys. Read at own risk. Hope you guys like the story. ____________ 2k16 edit: Howdy, how are you doing this godawful day? Burning in hell for your sins? Same! Great. Now that the formalities are out the window I'd just like to say... WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE TO MANKIND. What is this writing /-~-\ oh goodness gracious. How does this doodoo have 6k reads *siiiiiiiigh* My writing has improved at ton (I am assuming) and this was my first book so please, pretty pretty please don't hate me for all the mistakes and plot holes. I- I am very ashamed myself. And Engelesh is NOT my first language either so haaaaa, life. Mistakes were made so don't kill me. Okay, that's all for me. I still hope you somehow enjoy the story nonetheless and have a GREAT existence! ______ 2020 update So, I started writing this when I was 11. I am 18 now and haven't edited this since I was 15. I hope that says enough. Try to ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes!

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

• GENMUI ONESHOTS (3) • by MistHashiraMui

HEYY THERE BROS So uh, this may or may not be my third one shot book, but I have my reasons, so please bare with me on that one anyway, if you're new, I write GENMUI (as you'd see) and I have a lot of heavy subjects, such as.. the trigger warnings below ‼️TW‼️ This may include -Su1c1de/thoughts -De4th -SH (S3lf h4rm) Or other things such as that, I will add as I go but they're just some things that may appear, I'll put trigger warnings in each of the chapters ENJOY BRO!! ANGST- 💙 FLUFF- 🤍 SMUT?-❤ AU- 🧡

Isle of flightless birds by phanlook

"What the actual fuck? There is a fucking goat in my locker. What the fuck is going on. There is a dog here too?" I can barely stand up because I'm laughing so much and Gabriel can't breath. "This is so funny. I knew this was a good idea." When Thea comes back to her hometown after being gone for a year she hopes to keep a low profile, and accidentally befriending her old friend, getting a panic attack when homecoming is mentioned in front of the whole school and getting arrested along with the principle for having a affair with him don't help her much. Add getting caught making out with your friend on the couch, pranking the school, going back to the gang she grown up with, taking her goat to school multiple times and accidentally fall into a classroom after sneaking around in the ventilation system because drugging her old school seams fun. Yeah, being back won't be easy and she won't go unnoticed like she hoped. THE FIRST CHAPTERS MAY BE BORING AND BAD. I WROTE THEM A WHILE AGO, BUT ENJOY ANYWAYS. WARNING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK IS PROBABLY ON DRUGS AND I HAVE THE WORST GRAMMAR BECAUSE ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IF YOU SEE A GRAMMAR OR SPELL ISSUE, PLEASE COMMENT AND I WILL FIX IT. ALSO, THIS BOOK IS KINDA OFFENSIVE, A LOT OF BAD LANGUISH, BAD THINGS AND OTHER NON KID ACCEPTED THINGS, SO DON'T READ IT IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG AND SENSITIVE TO THAT SHIT. NOW I HAVE WARNED YOU, DON'T HATE ON ME THEN. I ALSO HAVE THE WORST HUMOR SO PREPARE FOR BAD JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕦𝕚~ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 by Kliya_chan

Genmui short one shots 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕖: ▪︎modern au ▪︎original au ▪︎angst ▪︎fluff ▪︎smut ▪︎yaoi ▪︎alcohol ▪︎age changes of the characters ▪︎dirty language + ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪: ▪︎r@pe ▪︎abus3 Please, don't be mean with me in the comment and don't judge what I write🥺 𝔼𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪🤗

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

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New London

idk what this is but one day my friend and I randomly decided to take our OCs from different fantasy stories and put them all together in a modern/future/cyberpunk aesthetic world instead. More comedic and satire than the typical serious stuff we usually do. I just decided to put it up here in case anyone enjoyed it Some characters from my book "Ascendant" are recycled for this (Muiredach, Uriah, and Runa) my friend created and wrote for Adeline, Raegan, and Klaus All other characters were created and written by myself Rated M for mature because of language. There's not a lot of sex or anything aside from talking and joking. I think ages 15 to 25 would likely enjoy it the most. It's kind of goofy and fun. LORE AND CONTEXT: A very satire-like cyberpunk style world in 2100s. Superheroes are kind of a known thing though extremely rare and not like how Marvel has one down every street. There are ambiguous "powers and magical forces" people have spoken about more so than in our world but other than that, it's basically our world but the hypothetical and comedic future. New London is a neglected city off the coast of Canada (Canada is known as North Montana now after the US took it). It's huge and very cyberpunk in style... but it's hard to describe so find our Pinterest board about the story by following the external link in the story parts... Very Gotham City like. It was where many people from the UK migrated to after the third world war but the city's politics and system are awful and the crime rate is super high