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Thousands of Pickup lines!

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Parts 2
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I am going to draw this out. These are totally not serious and if you use ANY of them please tell me how it goes! I just love reading pickup lines! They always make me laugh! If I repeat any of them, please tell me in the comments. I will try not to but nobodys perfect!!

If any of them offend you, I am sorry but just ignore them. They are on here for entertainment purposes only. 

Also, these just for laughs. If you find one that you really like, go ahead and use it. I am not saying these will get you laid but some will definitely get a girl/guy to laugh. Some are funny, most are cheesy, and all are totally yours to go out and use in the dating world. Good luck!All Rights Reserved

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