Ficus Fannus

To most, the sword would be the obvious choice for offense and others believe the pen to be mightier. But Ethan here whipped out his long and erect Nintendo Switch out of his pocket, as to ask Mark a question. Eh, less of a question more of an invitation really. But before this story that totally happened can truly bless your eyes and trust me, dude my uncle works at Microsoft, there are some things that need to be prefaced. The setting of this story takes place on Mark's couch, they're at his house. The people of Mark & Ethan here in this work of writing are characterizations of themselves, they are characters but that's not to say these events couldn't have happened. The final thing I want to say is that the phrase "Ethan inserted his weapon of choice." is the cause for all of this, blame that one sentence for this creation.

The cover art was made by my good friend Rio. You can find their work on Instagram @ekjmdr1