Therefore, I Am

For being the most powerful country in the world, Alfred sure was jaded. Maybe it was the monotony of everyday life. Maybe it was how exploited every facet of information was. Maybe it was how everyday arose issues that called for scrutiny from the rest of world. It's not like he had friends. They couldn't be human because of the whole being basically immortal thing. They couldn't be other countries because he really couldn't trust anyone. The world was against him no matter what.

But who really cared? Anything to keep him alive is good enough no matter how destructive it really was. Back to the old house he went.

This is an alternative version of How These Floorboards Creak because apparently I can't run out of ideas for such a concept despite not writing for Hetalia for years now. Either way I hope you enjoy my new take on the concept.