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Disclaimer: The book is only for fun and don't intend to hurt anyone.  So you are requested not to take it personally or seriously. And if you are narrow minded then please back off, its not the right place for you. I won't tolerate any negative comment. 

Suchna: Yeh kitab keval manoranjan ke hetu he aur iska uddeshya kisi ko bhi thes pohuchana nahi he. Atah aplogo se yeh nibedan he ki ap kripiya ise vyaktigat rup se evam ghambhirta se na le. Aur agar ap sankirna soch vale he to ap kripiya piche hat jaiye, yeh apke liye upayukt sthan nahi he.  Main kisi bhi nakaraatmak tippani ko bardaasht nahi karungi.All Rights Reserved

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Unforgettable Love by Meena3101

" Drishti drishti stop .. stop running you will hurt yourself .. " " nahi rakshit dum hai toh mujhe pakad ke dikhao aao aao " (No rakshit if you have guts than catch me) whole gound was filled with her giggles .. she was running here and their hiding behind the tree..making me catch her we were playing pakdam pakdai .. she was running and I was catching her .. she was 8 at that time and I was 11 .. she love to play the game .. " drishti dekho main thak gaya now stop please .. I am tired .. " "haww the rakshit shergill thak gaya .. hahaha hahahaa" she started laughing on me to tease me and I started running behind her in my original speed as I was just playing with her but now I am going to catch her .. Two childhood Lovers , can't live without each other , when people don't even know to pronounce 'love' they love each other .. they even don't know the meaning of love but still love each other .. they always end up together ... But What will happen when Destiny plays its game and separate them . One forget her whole past and other one is remember their every moment and live for them only .. Both were happy in their lives but both fell incomplete .. Sooooooo ?????????????? Excited ????????

Yearning Hearts - a saga of destiny by Priya_srinivas10

"Hi Riya how are you feeling?" Kanvika asked a small 9-year-old patient who was lying on the bed suffering from emphysema (a chronic disorder related to the lungs) I'm fine Dr didi and meet my big brother, she said pointing her hand towards the other side of the bed. Without looking first, she continued to say, "Hi this is kanvi..." her voice fading away as soon as she saw the person standing in the opposite direction. The other person, now taking the lead continued, "Hello this is Abhimanyu Agnihotri", forwarded his hand, and he was shocked to see her wearing a nuptial chain ( related to the wedding ). "Hi this is kanvika Baner.." she stopped again and proceeded to say, "Sorry I'm Kanvika Agnihotri " forwarded her hand too, shaking his hand. He was more shocked to hear her saying his surname instead of her name. He didn't even see her face on the day of their wedding. The very next day of their marriage, he had to travel to london for his company emergency meeting and issues. So he never got a chance to see his own wife's face. After 3 months he came back to India as his Grandmother was budging him to take care of his wife and take up his responsibilities. He did not know that he got married to his LOVE and even she didn't know that the person she was searching for is none other than her own husband. People might think this is a mistake forgetting the fact that this is just a Chance given by the destiny. When destiny decides to bring them together, it will. Destiny never break it's own promise. It will bring them back together even without their own acknowledgment Now, how will he convince her? For not being and not caring for past 3 months. Will he ask for forgiveness? Will She forgive him? . . . . . . . She used to live in his memories, He used to live in her words. Neither her heart forgot him nor he left her back. Let's see the journey of two Yearning Hearts.

Dr. Beast and His Inamorata by crazy_writer_97

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Is He A She?! by Mistalee_

Going back to my old title 'Is He A She?!' instead of the Tapas one 'Testoster-zone.' _______ ❝Sometimes you don't have to be Superman or Spiderman to save a soul. You just have to dress as a guy.❞ _______ Parents and troubled looks are always a bad combination. Just like how getting bankrupt and asking to dress as a guy are a bad combination. Mission objectives: 1. Befriend unfriendly, cold, rich loner. 2. Make him social. 3. Get the hell out of this all boys school. But some things go unplanned just like how the mission gets altered a 'teeny' bit. Like, for e.g., 1. Make friends. 2. Become one of the boys. 3. Make her roommate 'life of the party.' 4. Have the time of her life. 5. And maybe, just maybe... fall in love. ________________ Dedicated to my sister/mentor/inspiration @Litdark ________________ r e a d e r ' s o p i n i o n "Your story has dripping sarcasm and drool worthy attitude of girls, and the amazing romance - I kid you not, no one wants to miss an amazing sarcasm dripping hilarious fiction." "That girl is da bomb. Period." "The feels and bromance is too real. Help!" "Short. But hilarious and downright funny. Good job." ________________ #1 [ humour ] # 32 [ teen fiction ] Cover credit: me Image credit to owner Trailer credit: yours truly _________________ © copyright 2015-2016 Please do not copy. All rights reserved. __________________ #projectwomanup project #innerawesome #talkthepoc #womenofcolor #projectgiggle

Tied Together By Love ✓ by IamMeteorKnight

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" Drishti drishti stop .. stop running you will hurt yourself .. " " nahi rakshit dum hai toh mujhe pakad ke dikhao aao aao " (No rakshit if you have guts than catch me) whole gound was filled with her giggles .. she was running here and their hiding behind the tree..making me catch her we were playing pakdam pakdai .. she was running and I was catching her .. she was 8 at that time and I was 11 .. she love to play the game .. " drishti dekho main thak gaya now stop please .. I am tired .. " "haww the rakshit shergill thak gaya .. hahaha hahahaa" she started laughing on me to tease me and I started running behind her in my original speed as I was just playing with her but now I am going to catch her .. Two childhood Lovers , can't live without each other , when people don't even know to pronounce 'love' they love each other .. they even don't know the meaning of love but still love each other .. they always end up together ... But What will happen when Destiny plays its game and separate them . One forget her whole past and other one is remember their every moment and live for them only .. Both were happy in their lives but both fell incomplete .. Sooooooo ?????????????? Excited ????????