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Cursed messages :) [NO LONGER UPDATING]
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Last published Mon, Jan 25, 2021
Listen, Dumb Bitch Academy is taking a while😔
Lots is happening so we can't always be funny.
But it's okay, because we have a new savior in town.........
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I have WAY more funny interactions privately, so trust me, we got back up comedy😌
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#1 IN COMEDY-ROMANCE As soon as the door clicked, he removed his shoes and threw me on to the bed. Getting above me on all fours, he eyed me playfully. "This is for all the teasing back in the car", he said right before he crept underneath my dress. Spreading my legs, he licked my inner left thigh from my knee all the way to the niche of my groin. He then blew cold air onto the trail of moisture he'd left, sending a gush of heat into my opening, making my toes wrinkle in pleasured torment... After a failed relationship, Lesedi was finally content with where her life was. She managed her own restaurant and everything seemed smooth sailing for months until her head server meets with a terrible accident. Back to waiting tables, Lesedi meets a strange but intriguing customer. One who might help her finally face the nightmares of her past.
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