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Listen, Dumb Bitch Academy is taking a while😔

Lots is happening so we can't always be funny.

But it's okay, because we have a new savior in town.........





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I have WAY more funny interactions privately, so trust me, we got back up comedy😌All Rights Reserved

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Hot Chocolate For Two 💕 by JSRoseWrites

#1 IN COMEDY-ROMANCE As soon as the door clicked, he removed his shoes and threw me on to the bed. Getting above me on all fours, he eyed me playfully. "This is for all the teasing back in the car", he said right before he crept underneath my dress. Spreading my legs, he licked my inner left thigh from my knee all the way to the niche of my groin. He then blew cold air onto the trail of moisture he'd left, sending a gush of heat into my opening, making my toes wrinkle in pleasured torment... After a failed relationship, Lesedi was finally content with where her life was. She managed her own restaurant and everything seemed smooth sailing for months until her head server meets with a terrible accident. Back to waiting tables, Lesedi meets a strange but intriguing customer. One who might help her finally face the nightmares of her past.

𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 by -ZYIA-GETS-BUCKZZ-

❝ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴀʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ.........❞ 𝐄𝐒𝐓. 𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

Creepypasta Boyfriend Senarios by 1-877-Kids-4-Kash

yeah i decided to republish even tho this shit is stupid. Enjoy i guess. or dont. i dont really care loll its marked complete but i might continue adding shit. who knowwwsssssssssss

The Boy Next Door by tegands

I try to be a good boy, but it seems I'm as worthless as a rock. I try to help, but I lose my mind and freak out. I have trust issues and a horrible past, luckily the boy next door was there to help me. I REMADE THIS BOOK. PLEASE GO READ THAT VERSION...IT'S A LITTLE BETTER. I will keep this version up just because I know I worked hard on it and it'd be rude to my younger self to delete it...but I highly recommend the newer one.

Your Not Going Anywhere - BanBan x Fem. Reader by AdrienDacat

⚠️I DO NOT OWN ANY ART UNLESS SAID OTHERWISE⚠️ ✨Description✨ Welcome to another story I am writing. As said in the title this is a BanBan X female reader. I hope you enjoy as I continue to write stories like this! I probably will not make a one shots book since I still have the rainbow friends stories. anyways i will continue with any extra details that need to be made known 👇 ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ -Grammer issues -violence -Illegal shit -Swearing -Gore warning -TW -Extra warnings will be at the beginning of each chapter if necessary. other then that enjoy the story!

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