Alternate universe where there are no monsters. Dean has become tired of his life, and has decided to pick a random number out of the phone book to be his own personal suicide hotline. Will Castiel be able to save Dean before the thirty days are over? "Hello" "Hello, who is this?" "Who are you first?" "I'm Castiel Novak." "Well congratulations, Castiel, you are now my own personal suicide hotline."