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The Vampire Always Bites Twice

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Reads 250,223
Votes 21,243
Parts 71
Time 14h 19m

Wattys winner

AHopelessNecromantic

Mature

1 new part

Criminal necromancer & vampire private eye team up to solve the case of the missing barista.

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When a client drops dead in her fortune telling parlor, 'reformed' necromancer Isla has no choice but to illegally resurrect the poor gal. Your girl's got priors, alright? Hiding a corpse will send Isla back to the slammer. The client's just a Tourist, so Isla is certain nobody will notice. But you know what they say: The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and a handsome vampire poking his fangs where they don't belong. 

Gregor, a vampire private detective, has been hired to find another vamp's misplaced favorite bloodbag-- I mean, barista. Greg knows the fraudulent and distractingly attractive psychic, Isla, is the key to the barista's whereabouts, but he just can't put his fangs on what it is she's hiding from him. 

If her little whoopsie is discovered, Isla fears both the otherworldly authorities and an ancient vampire will have her throat. So she does what any girl would do in her situation. She hires Greg to find the risen barista for her first so that she can undo the resurrection.

Sparks fly and blood splatters as Greg and Isla investigate Philadelphia's secret paranormal society, throw literal bones at the werewolf mafia, commune with the spirits of dead vampire-brides, dodge arrest by the magic fuzz, and occasionally pop off for late night cheesesteaks.

The Vampire Always Bites Twice is the Wattys 2022 Grand Prize Winner!

The "Bites Twice" Mysteries
1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice 
1.5 - Doubull Indemnity [revised version coming soon)
2 - Shadow of a Curse (Coming Fall 2025)

This book contains explicit sexual content, paranormal violence, animal harm, and gore.All Rights Reserved

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The Bites Twice Mysteries

Season 1
71 parts
Season 2
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Season 3
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