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McTechnoblade

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Reads 71
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Parts 2
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You meet technoblade at mcdonald's ;)





This a joke fanfiction based on another story on here called "Oh No It's Technoblade"All Rights Reserved

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Café (Wilbur x Reader x Techno x Schlatt) ‼️DISCONTINUED ‼️ by BlueIceWolf19

‼️NO SHIPPING ‼️ NO SMUT‼️ DISCONTINUED ‼️ this is basically a reverse haram lmfao (all of them x y/n) this whole book is so cringe i am sorry 🙏 AU// There's a new boy in school. He's British and pretty cute. You're in charge of showing him around school and think this is the most you'll probably interact with him since he seems like he'd be popular from that adorable face and laugh of his. Turns out he works at the same café you applied for and the coffee there isn't the only thing piping hot. (Note: originally was just wilbur x reader, but yeah ahah,,,) discord: https://discord.gg/dYUjSgM why does a wattpad book have a discord? yes. note: due to the fact i am no longer in mcyt fandom or really watch them anymore, i no longer have a hyperfixation so have no desire to continue writing about them, thank you for reading this. cover by: @Nyangorogoro030303

𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬 (Technoblade x Reader) (Completed) by Cyarika_19

Retrouvailles: unique french term that describes the happiness of meeting someone that is very dear to you after a long time. Rediscovery. Fanart used for the story cover is by @ _Hairball on twitter! This takes place inside the Dream SMP, It should follow the storyline rather closely but I may change small details to make it fit more to this story. 16+ warning, there will be character deaths! Reader will have she/her pronouns but I'll try to keep her description as vague as possible!

MCYT oneshots by SkyeeeeRex

It's just me goofing around with short story ideas because a whole book is a lot to be committed to. It's all of our faves from the dream SMP. I do not ship the minors because it makes them uncomfortable, I may add some ships in here to my later entries once i find out who is comfortable with what. I prefer reading angst because fluff makes me feel gross but for the sake of readers fluff will definitely be here. Just a friendly reminder: -I do not own or claim any of the characters or anything relating to the dream SMP. -This will be original plot lines, if you want to use it just ask and give me some credit first. -If you have any questions, comments, concerns or suggestions, please feel free to contact me through my Wattpad account, I'm always looking to make new friends. - I also do not own the cover art, the original artist is SADist, if you don't know them, please watch them

MCYT Oneshots by noideasinuse

Just Oneshots with your favorite MCYT. {NO SHIPS!} This story is mostly to help me with my writing skills and is not intended to be the best Oneshots you could find on wattpad. Most of these oneshots will be angst so if that is what you are looking for, you came to the right place. Though, if you came for ships of any kind, this is not the right book for you. I am a very inconsistent writer, so updates will be whenever I have something to post. {Thanks for 37k reads! I can't even comprehend how many people read this book, that's mental!}

Adventures [ Dreamnoblade 2 ] by 0wysterior_chichen0

Dream woke up as he fell from his bed. As he looked around, he saw his computer was on. It was a bit weird. He went to see what was on the screen and saw a minecraft server called " The Dream SMP " He was curious, he doesn't remember making a server called like that. He sat to his gaming chair to start playing but suddenly, he got sucked into the game. Read the story to see what happens next ... This is the beginning of a new adventure, were Dream and Techno start a new life in a world called " The Dream SMP " ( This is season 2 of Rival to Mate "Dreamnoblade" if you haven't read that, please do so you don't get confused [ also don't judge by how cringy it is, it was my first book ] ) ⚠️ Reminder ⚠️ - Some spoilers about the lore - This is only a fanfiction - Read if you want to and read the warnings just incase ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ - Swearing - Angst - Killing - Death

♔𝐏𝐲𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚♔ ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᵒᵇˡᵃᵈᵉ by Rakuuwus

ᴘʏ.ʀᴏ.ᴍᴀ.ɴɪᴀ -ᴀɴ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴏɴ ғɪʀᴇ _______________ DISCONTINUED This story takes place in the dream smp universe and will follow the on going plot of it. There will be obvious spoilers if you arent caught up with the plot. I am NOT shipping the reader with Alex himself, im using his online persona Technoblade. Everything that happens book is fictional and has no relation to the real world. I respect everyone in here and i mean no ill intent against them. In memory of Technoblade May you rest in peace

🩸Blood For The Blood God🩸Technoblade x reader by PlaydoughEnjoyer

RIP TECHNOBLADE This book will still be up just to keep the memory of him alive. {<FINISHED>} This is a technoblade x reader story. {Realistic minecraft} She/her pronouns You and technoblade where partners in crime before you had a fight and went your own ways... You have decided to join the dream smp but you usually don't go there because you find adventuring more interesting. The reason you and technoblade were partnered together was you had the same taste for blood. You have tryed changing your ways but you still want to be like you were before. You have always had a little crush on him and you think about him everyday... 10th Feb 2021 #12 mycts #17 bloodgod #314 techno #152 technobladexreader

Not actually the villian// DreamSMP//OC x Dream by Illuminated_Sapphire

She was trying to save his life, she did, but lost hers in the making. - This is a story based off of a dream I had. I thought it was great and decided to make it into a fanfiction. Be known that not all of this fanfiction is based off of my dream. I will eventually start to free style it and see where it takes me. About my OC will be in the first chapter. !!My OC is not me. In my dream I was me but in this story it's my OC!! Have fun reading :] !!Art in this story isn't mine!! !!Except for the cover!!

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

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"𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻." •A technoblade x fem reader story• •A story where you play with technoblade in a minecraft championship and you both get attached• #1 in (theblade) [10/1/22] #1 in (technoxreader) [13/4/22] #1 in (mcc) [23/4/22] #1 in (technobladexreader) [26/4/22] #1 in (technoblade) [11/5/22] #1 in (mcyt) [25/5/22] #1 in (dsmp) [27/5/22] #1 in (streamers) [29/5/22] #1 in (techno) [8/6/22] #1 in (minecraft) [8/7/22] #2 in (dream) [11/6/22] #4 in (tournament) [20/4/22] -slow updates- -this is my first story but I'm working on more- -bear with me, I can't write- -no smut- Warning: mature language Have fun <33

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