"Our love has never had a leg to stand on From the aspirins to the cross-tops to the Elavils" I found this in my drafts why didn't I ever post this fnhrakjbfweikjidsn idk Shark and Rectangular Businessman's dynamic always fascinated me so I wrote this *DISCLAIMER: This is NOT meant to be a ship thing. It's only implied that they were together in the past. They aren't good for each other and I just wanted to write something about them based on a Mountain Goats song* Cover Art By: Me (it's old and from like 2020 I think but I drew it to be the cover of this so I'm not changing it lmao)