Yo mama so ugly she looked at the mirror and the mirror broke. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Walmart and starved to death. Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so fat that when she jumped out the air plane and hit the water the water jumped out. Yo mama so stupid she got locked out of her motorcycle. Yo mama so fat that when she walked into a restaurant and everyone stopped and looked and said woah! Yo mama so stupid she bent over to grab a penny and her crack was out.
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