Opinions, Headcanons, Lame Jokes, and Harry Potter Things No One Asked For

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The title says it all. To procrastinate further on my HP fanfiction of which I am at a deadlock in the first goddamn chapter, here are some opinions, headcanons, lame jokes, and other Harry Potter things no one asked for at all. Enjoy!

(All Harry Potter property is owned by JK Rowling ~ I am merely using it for entertainment and self-expression - thank you)

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Being that Harry Potter is something I hold dear and have a love-hate relationship with, I cannot guarantee that there won't be excessive swearing, rants, overthinking plot points and world-building, and things that cartoon shows try desperately not to show to ten-year-olds while still somehow having it there for the adult minds of the audience.  Thank you! I hope you enjoy it!All Rights Reserved

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