Just Another Bl Story

I wanna say "blah blah" 'cause I'm too lazy to explain, but you might cry if that will be my only intro, so here goes nothing.

I've been alive for a millennium, I wanna say it's because of a curse but that's too cliche' you know, why not make the reason different😎, instead make it super cliché😏.

Well kidding aside, I don't really know how I became like
this, a super handsome- dashing through the heaven- jaw that could cut even diamonds- eyes fiercer than a tiger- kind-of-guy.

And your nuts if your gonna believe all those s*ts, I wish I was one of those but sadly, unfortunately, and tragically I'm not. I may live longer than the critters (human), "what? Im older than them at least give me the pleasure of insulting what I was".

I don't have super powers so dont dream of some flying, electrifying, dual cultivating, invisibility kind of story, because this is just an ordinary story except for my immortality everything is normal and straight(?). By the way my name is Ji Hai Yin.

A certain shameless Gong: Yin-er ah, why do you always forget me & deny our love? You have eaten together with me, walk, talk, bath, hug & kiss with me, we even sleep together, so why did you forsaken me, your beloved?

Ji Hai Yin: Who's your Yin-er?!😣 We are not in love! And most importantly, we've done most of what you've said since we're roommates and in case you forgot we're f*kng classmate!!😬

We didn't kiss you stole it from me, and you're the one sleeping in my bed and hugging me when I fall asleep at night unaware of a plotting shameless wolf only to wake up suffocated in the morning in your grip!😡

Disclaimer: This is my story not theirs, not his or hers and definitely not yours but mine. Akin toh! If there's some similarities with other novels, either it's because i like those stories and they inspire me or just plain coincidence.