Life Lessons From A Lightskin
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This aint no white people humor. This book will make you die from laughter. Anyway Imma get right into it. If you came on here looking for a funny book, this is the right book. I'm not talking about white people comedy, no this is Kevin Heart level comedy. And believe it or not, Kevin Heart is my cousin. I did ask for some tips because he does have his own book, "I Can't Make This Up." My book uses jokes and humor to tell you about the struggles of life and the issues you will deal with. I hope you enjoy, feel free to follow me!
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