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Did You Just Say Dude

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"We will discuss your lunch payment later. I assume you get the reduced lunch payment plan correct."

Did she just say that

"Don't know what makes you assume that but yes, you are correct," I said, forcing a smile.

She gave me a big ugly smile. "Wonderful"

As I walked past the classrooms, I didn't notice much until I walked past this classroom with "Trump 2020 Banners" on the wall. 

Not sure if that's legal

Join Steve on his journey in an all white school and see how his adventure of trying to fit in folds out.All Rights Reserved

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