HONEY BUNS
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Tue, Oct 14, 2014
Follow Bill, Olga, and Libeth on their hilarious adventures..! ..But don't let then see you. You'd look creepy. ._.
WARNING; THIS STORY IS VERY RANDOM AND IS DONE SO ON PURPOSE. MAY CAUSE SEIZURES, SPRAINED NECKS, BROKEN EARS, FRACTURED LAUGH BOXES, AND POSSIBLE DEATH. IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
~Please read author's note at chapter one. Very important stuff. Seriously, lives are on the line. .. Why are you still reading this? Go, now! Read it! I don't care if you already read it! Read it again! Who cares if you even read the story, read it! NOW! This note will self destruct in one second. One.~
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