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Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of the Monkey God

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Well, there's this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic. He also has past life flash backs - the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies. The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop 'things' coming out of it. A bunch of Oriental hit men who appear to believe he is a god attempted to steal The Monkey's magic lolly pop sticks, but he managed to blow them up in their caravan. We are off to Cambodia in search of a temple from which came a monkey faced pendant with glowing eyes and we seem to have upset an international cabal who are out to get us. Oh, and did I mention that The Monkey likes a cigar and we regularly get very drunk on Jack Daniels...   
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Written in the form of blog entries this is our story so far...All Rights Reserved

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Colonized Khoury by YourStorlyMe

About religions to the corrupt gods and the small amount of people who are hiding from those religious people due to the principals these corrupt gods pass down on them. One boy, two groups, many, something, yada. You get it right? Will Kol survive? Har, har, har, five nights at... *Ahem* Sorry... And no... The story does not focus on the cover old man. (In part 1, back of the book) I'm, sorry... Again... - Anywho... Yes, I made this cover (now resting in the "Back of The Book" part)! Does it have anything to do with the story? No! Is it because it's funny...? Yes. ***More story information below*** Back on track... The story focuses on a character named, Kol! You'll love him, he has so much personality! Such as-... Such as... Yup! Not only that, there will be many other loving characters such as... Yup, yup! And there will be a lot of fun references that only the true ones "gyatt (sorry)" to get! :D And let me answer a question that everyone will have right off the start. Yes... Kol's mom is a hotty. Oh, ho, caught your interest did I?

A Pet for the Dragons by annablazer

❝Three dragons and their naughty little pet.❞ There's a rule in piracy - never fuck with the Dragons because they burn you alive. Literally. I'm not a fan of following rules, especially when the Dragons' hoarding obsession makes them the wealthiest patrons. I shouldn't be surprised when I'm kidnapped by the dragons upon failing to fulfil my end of an important deal. As if my luck couldn't be more of a bitch to me, I get kidnapped by none other than the three Dragons from one of the most powerful clans in the Arctic- Radrox, Ivret and Zorge. Now that they have me, I must pay for my failed deal in cash or kind. But that's not what they seem to be interested in, especially with the dwindling population of dragon ladies and their dangerous obsession with me. Those three dragons are definitely going to burn me but with a different kind of fire. ~ It can be read as a stand-alone book. Themes: slow burn, some BDSM, smut (loads of it), dirty talking, knotting, breeding, reverse harem, romance, kink exploration, action, world-building and a purely character-driven plot with wholesome and humorous moments :) What's not in the book? - Grape. Even though there's a power imbalance between the FL and the MLs, whatever happens between them and her involves consent. No cheating. The MLs don't do each other in this book.

Spreading (Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, Natemare, etc.) by Junebug227

{COMPLETED} The air is thick and cold. You're sitting up in a hard chair. A headache forms as you slowly blink your eyes open. It doesn't take more than two seconds for you to realize they're covered. Oh no, you think. This can't be happening again. You reach for your head, but your hands don't move. You pull again, and figure out that they're handcuffed. It's all too familiar. "No," you say, beginning to panic. "No, no!" "Oh yes," a deep voice says. You freeze. The voice belongs to whoever took you. The blindfold is removed from your eyes. You see two familiar faces in front of you. "Welcome back, (y/n)," Antisepticeye grins. He glitches in front of you. Darkiplier stands next to him. Sequel for Virus! (I highly suggest you check that one out first!) Antisepticeye and Darkiplier are back for revenge, and this time they're not alone... About a year after the incident in Ireland, you are playing a seemingly harmless game of Prop Hunt with Mark, Jack, and Nate. When you're cornered in your house less than a day later, you realize that you have to deal with some old problems...and some new ones.

Attracted to danger by Nova100129180

"Nightmare, you got you no where to go, so I would suggest you put your weapons down and hands up, and I won't hurt you" He says, gun still pointing at me, eyes narrow but some what soft. I know that he is not scared to shoot if I didn't do as I'm told but I really didn't care if he shot me but then I remember the girl that is still behind me, that he doesn't know about. "You got to the count of three!" 'What to do, what to do, what to do!?' I say in my head "One!" 'Think! Think! Come on brain!?' "Two!" 'Come on!?....wait I know what to do...' "Three..." ~ Nova is the only dark ocean blue cat prodigy left. She acts normal in the monster/prodigy/human world. Ever since her family died. She became Nightmare, a criminal. No one knows who she is, not even her friends, but that is all going change. Come along as these friends meet and help others. (I will do a remake later on, I was going to remake this story to make it, make more sense but it was to funny because of the mess up of my younger self. So you can continue reading if you wish but good luck.) (also the last time I actually edited this book was back in September 8-9, 2019)

Save Me (BXB) by LeleLola369

Owen thought that summoning a demon will be great and delightful and the demon would save him from his nightmares. But he realizes when it's already late that the devil is no better than his twin brothers ******** "Your bleeding," said Spike, pointing at my nose. I looked him dead in the eyes. Is this dude kidding me? "What ?" I asked. "Your nose is bleeding, and that's not blood; it looks... black." he looked spooked out, even his face was pale. I touched my nose to see if he was serious or not. My hands came back covered in black fluid, I looked at him as my face paled. "What the fuck!!!" I stood up and rushed to the bathroom. When I got in, I found a couple making out by the sinks. I ignored them and went to the sink to wash away this fluid. My vision was blurry as I was cleaning up my nose. The sink was painted black by the stuff from my nose. It had stopped coming out, but I still couldn't see very well, and I also got dizzy from whatever this was. ****** Little did he know that that was the start of another nightmare

The Ghost Story by theclosetedgoth

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Kill Me Gangleader by Flirtyflower01

Someone walks into the room but I cannot see its face. It looks like a man and by the look of his posture, he seems very important. "Why were you in my territory?" His voice is strangely calm however I think its the calm before the storm. "I didn't know it was your territory! For gods sake how many times do I have to tell you people? Just let me go and I promise I won't say anything to anyone. Not like I have anyone to tell." The last part I said in a whisper. He didn't need to know the situation I was in. I hear the cock of a gun making me raise my head. The all too familiar sound ringing in my ears. "I don't believe you bitch, so you better tell me the truth or your brains are gonna end up on the wall." Ah there's the storm. "A gun doesn't scare me arsehole, I've had way worse things than that!" He steps forward into the light so I can see his features. He is extremely good looking but right now is not the right time to admire his beauty. I stare straight into his pitch black eyes, daring him to try harder than this. He smirks and leans forward searching my eyes. Before I can even register what's happening, he punches me in the face. *** Mature Content

The Nost by Spbond

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Darkstalkers: The Vengeance Rides (Harem X Male Reader) by Huyhuynh4061

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Our Dance by Choas_Reads12

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Colonized Khoury cover

A Pet for the Dragons cover

Spreading (Antisepticeye, Darkiplier, Natemare, etc.) cover

Attracted to danger cover

Save Me (BXB) cover

The Ghost Story cover

Kill Me Gangleader cover

Darkstalkers: The Vengeance Rides (Harem X Male Reader) cover

Our Dance cover

Colonized Khoury

About religions to the corrupt gods and the small amount of people who are hiding from those religious people due to the principals these corrupt gods pass down on them. One boy, two groups, many, something, yada. You get it right? Will Kol survive? Har, har, har, five nights at... Ahem Sorry... And no... The story does not focus on the cover old man. (In part 1, back of the book) I'm, sorry... Again... - Anywho... Yes, I made this cover (now resting in the "Back of The Book" part)! Does it have anything to do with the story? No! Is it because it's funny...? Yes. More story information below Back on track... The story focuses on a character named, Kol! You'll love him, he has so much personality! Such as-... Such as... Yup! Not only that, there will be many other loving characters such as... Yup, yup! And there will be a lot of fun references that only the true ones "gyatt (sorry)" to get! :D And let me answer a question that everyone will have right off the start. Yes... Kol's mom is a hotty. Oh, ho, caught your interest did I?