Childhood Memories
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Ongoing, First published Nov 20, 2020
"Hello, dear audience, I hope you feel welcomed and enjoy this book. It's about dumb childhood stories told by Dunkin and I."

"Wait, don't you mean dumb childhood stories told by me and Dunkin?"

"This is literally the intro why are you messing it up, already?"

"I AM NOT!!"

"Yes, you are!" 

"Ugh! Shut up, Taydra." 

"And this is why mom doesn't fricken love you."

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY FUCK!"

"QUIEN DIJO ESO!??"

"Fue Dunkin, Ma!"

"What a snitch- TIA CARMEN LO SIENTO! NO! NO! LA CHANCLA NOOOOOOO-"
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