The Fault in Our Butts
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Ongoing7m
Last published Thu, Nov 13, 2014
A freshman in high school, Blue, and a junior ,Winter, are both diagnosed with extreme constipation. Blue has given up the fact that she will never be able to poop again making her irritable. But, when 15 year old Winter talks to her in the poop clinic her entire boul movement gets turned upside down. This is a story of two constipated souls who might find relief in each other.
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