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Me:I believe I can fly 
I believe I can fall I tripped over a wrecking ball

BFF:lol I'm falling off the tire swing I believe I can fly and I fall ahhhhhhhhhhh 

Me:lolTous Droits Réservés

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barrel racing
mar., sept. 22, 2015

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