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Funny jokes and text

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Me:I believe I can fly 
I believe I can fall I tripped over a wrecking ball

BFF:lol I'm falling off the tire swing I believe I can fly and I fall ahhhhhhhhhhh 

Me:lolAll Rights Reserved

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