Funny jokes and text
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MatureComplete Tue, Sep 22, 2015<5 mins
Me:I believe I can fly
I believe I can fall I tripped over a wrecking ball
BFF:lol I'm falling off the tire swing I believe I can fly and I fall ahhhhhhhhhhh
Me:lol
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You and Dan are flying to Canada when all of a sudden the plane crashes, causing you and Dan to fall out, fall down a hill and crash through the window of Piggy's house with a huge "OOF".
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