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Last published Tue, Jan 26, 2021
what would life be like if you were a cart-
"listen pal I got this"
who are you?
" I'm the protagonist, cart and the next thing you're gonna say is oookayyyy?"
oookayyyy? le gasp you're breaking the FORTH Wall!!!!
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