How to survive in your favorite book

Teleported into your favorite book? Teleported into the villain character of your favorite book? Fear not, Liam is here to help!

Ling: Hi, I'm Ling. Please tell us how you feel to have finally survived "Darkness in Light"?
Liam: What? Are you the author? Can I get back to reality? I NEED TO GO BACK!! NOW!!
(Appears out of nowhere) Josh: .....you need to go back? (surrounded by dark aura)
Liam: !!! Josh, why are you here? You aren't supposed to be here! (looking around frantically) Where did Ling go??
Josh: She ran off the moment she saw me.
Liam: !! That traitor!
Josh: (threw Liam over the shoulder) I think it's time for those in-depth "discussion" about you needing to get back, don't you? (smiling darkly)
Liam: NOO... I'm gonna kill you, Ling!!!~ (screaming in vain before disappearing in a flash)
(Peeking through the window to check that they're gone and got out of hiding place) Ling: Well, well. I guess Liam won't be getting out of bed for another week~ He just never learns.