A Fanboy's Guide to Getting A Prom Date
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Last published Sun, Dec 28, 2014
Why on God's green earth can I get con dates but not Sadie Hawkins dates? Rhetorical question. The world despises having any sort of social enjoyment for gamers, otakus, SuperWhoLockians etc. just because it can. So when I sat down at my trusty laptop to scroll though the infinite spread of pain known as Tumblr I stopped. Other people must be sharing my pain, right? After 5 minutes of hard pressed impulsive thinking, I decided to use my internet addiction for a good purpose. Using my extremely limited expertise, procrastination skills, and determination to meet Matt Smith BOOM! Fandom brainchild was born. This is a fanboy's guide to getting a prom date.
WARNING: POSSIBLE LANGUAGE, INFINITE REFERENCES, CRUDE HUMOR, AWKWARD SITUATIONS, YAOI, YURI, HALF-NAKED COSPLAYERS AND INTENSE FANBOYING/FANGIRLING
Another quick thing; there will be close to no updates. I have no time and can't get on this website often to post and edit and shit. Plus I cringe whenever I read this over so I will try to post something different.
Thanks to @YewHeart707 for the fantastic cover!
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