{ The Jotakak Market }

You enter the Jotakak Oneshots aisle in the supermarket.

Checking the packaging, you find various flavours:

Angst, fluff, AUs, and so on...

Huh, they've all run out of smut. Where are you gonna get your fill of spice now?

You suddenly hear the author's voice in your head, the voice of Kittyccino - the local talking cat ghost who lives just across the street from you!

【Not here, motherfucker! Eat shit!】He yells.