How To Be A Practical Heterosexual
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Meet Magdalena. Tall, feisty, witty and fun, she has no time to suffer fools gladly.
As a strong, independent young woman, she has to juggle all the pressures of life as an adolescent in the 21st Century but luckily, she's always got her Thot Squad to support her.
Magdalena is also single. Not that it matters that much, but it has been bothering her for quite some time. Honestly, she doesn't really like boys, but a little romance would be nice. So, she's decided to actively try her hand at this dating thing for once. Will she finally meet the boy of her dreams or is she destined to be a lonely, old dog lady with a mild shoe obsession forever?
Updates usually every week (I have exams soon :| ) ✍
A/N: There may be small changes from time to time, as I often go back and edit over and over again (yes, I am a perfectionist, sorry lol), but there will be no major plot changes. Just saying, so you aren't bewildered ;)
Contains: Strong Language, Mature Themes i.e. alcohol, drugs, sex, you get the gist
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