Parody
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Complete, First published Nov 24, 2020
A parody of the @PoetsPub, Poet of the Year 2020.

I did not make the cut this year having drawn a complete blank, that is not a unique experience as last year I only scrapped in after winning  a challenge in one of the @FlashFictionForum events, but only after a questionable decider.

So I have decided produce my own parody of the annual competition and run it in parallel with the main event, I will endeavour to follow all the rules, but that doesn't mean I will succeed.

Here's hoping you get to read and enjoy my contribution, there are no prizes.
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