TOny with a Twist of Lime (crime)

So get this, so there is this guy named TOny, well he might not be TOny, but he could be Tonaphy, but this is just intuition, because I am cool like that. This is the crazy story and adventure of how we met.

(from the writer) this is meant as a joke, and I seriously do not write like this normally, I wrote it in like two hours with my friend who as just spitballing ideas and I typed whatever she said really. So please don't hate it, I am sorry it is so bad. But the plot makes sense, kind of.