𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗, Like Son [𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭✔] - Mitch - Wattpad

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"𝘖𝘮𝘨 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 2𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨🤣🤣🤣" -@𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵0035

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"𝘔𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨"-@_𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨_𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 _

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀"
-@7_𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭_7

"😂😂𝘰𝘮𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥"
-@𝘔1𝘴𝘵4101


𝔸 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕠𝕟'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣. - Quote based on real life

Jameson Ale Smith is an average teenager, who spends hours on video games and all the random sh*t a 16-year-old does. Long story short: He's a Loser if you please. 

Oh, and he's also the son of a special agent. 

What happens when a father drags his useless-duplicate-failure to work and get his criminal brother out of jail to search for his missing partner? ...

Join the hilarious adventure of a cool father, his hopeless son and a mf savage uncle. 

(Screw the descriptions! Just read the damn book already!)

Warning🔞: Swear words and dad jokes to it's finest. English is not my mother language, so spare me the bad grammer, please. *sniffs* 100% laughter guaranteed. 

︻╦╤─ Comedy/Short story

© 2020 by M.L

Started: 25/11/20
Ended: 01/04/21

(ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOOK)All Rights Reserved

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You V.S. Mafia by scaryberry123

[COMPLETED] "Shoot," Joey mumbles, letting out a string of profanities under his breath. We turn around to find a group of men, all with guns, standing where we just came from, and they look pissed... probably because they were forced to run through this tunnel after us. "Thought you could get away, didn't you?" The man who I saw before asks. His husky voice booms in the hollow tunnel, reverberating off of the dirt walls. His voice sounds familiar, and a realization strikes me. It sounds like the man from my dream. I remember him holding a gun and wearing a blue suit, smiling evilly at me. "Leave us alone," Joey says, sounding dangerous and snapping me out of my thoughts. The levity of the situation hits-we need to get out of here. I look around for a route of escape and thankfully I see a light, literally, at the end of the second tunnel. I let out a small, almost inaudible, gasp and nudge Joey. He looks at me and I subtly gesture with my head to the second tunnel. He glances at it and immediately we are on the same page. His jaw sets and he looks at the group. The man speaks up again, chuckling darkly-a sound I will never forget and will be permanently etched into my brain, "You can thank your father for starting this mess." -------------------------- Liza was a normal teenaged girl, living the average life that an eighteen year old girl should be living. She had good friends, good grades, a happy family, a loving boyfriend, and an overall content life, seemingly having everything a person could ask for. However, when she somehow gets thrown into the mix and is in the crossfires of a brutal mafia war that she has no business being a part of, things spiral out of control and she has to do whatever it takes to regain her freedom. In this hectic adventure of gun fights, torture, bank robbing and intimidating mafia men, Liza has to face it all, putting her average life on the line in order to defeat the bad guys and go back to her normal way of living.

BROKEN REFLECTION by LordOfShEeEsH

"I'm so sorry mi amor I promise you I'll try my best to take care of her." Giving her one last kiss on her forehead he walked away And that's when it hit me........ Meet Raven Ivanov an only child. A girl who despised romance and her life to the full extent. having lost a mother at thirteen and an abusive father with four breakups that ended badly she really was not fond of life anymore. Not to mention she neither had anyone to make her life enjoyable or meaningful Sure she had Paris Hernandez who was her bubbly rich high school best friend who very briefly understood Ravens situations but yet it didn't help her change Ravens mind of "living to die". Struggling to maintain her stability both physically and mentally she was on the verge of giving up. That is until she meets a boy who's only goal is to make her smile and would give the world away to hear her laugh. And that boy is Lucus Rossi being the outgoing friendly guy of his school, Loving life and making other people happy with his equally annoying best friend Wilbur Diaz. They were complete opposites yet they were somehow the perfect match. "Opposites attract" don't they? This is broken reflection your not so ordinary love story. With twists and turns leaving you with gaped mouths and tears while also leaving you with smiles and laughs. Hope you enjoy reading Vote and comments if u want ;) Also there's mature scenes They'll be a warning ⚠️

Betrothed To marriage(ON HOLD) by CathyK8

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