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funny quotes, u can read the title can't u?

But if you can't uh.. these are some funny quotes that were said but really shouldn't have been for many reasons.

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I now realize if you couldn't read the title why would you have been able to read the description? Whoops :DAll Rights Reserved

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Mr. Bodyguard (UNDER EDITING) by rutus_diary

" I want to kiss you." His eyes widened as you got away a little, but still close enough. You kept staring at him as he was doing the same. Too stunned to even react. Your eyes landed on his luscious lips as you licked your own. You held his jacket with your fist before moving closer until your breaths mingle with each other. Your lips getting closer to his ready to claim them. But before they could touch, Jungkook held your shoulder moving you away from him. "M-Miss. Y/N, it's wrong." He stuttered as he tried to push you away but not too harshly to hurt you. Your eyes went a little gloomy as you stared at him. He was looking down. You sighted before yanking his hands away as you stumble a little. "Why?" When he always pushed you away but carved for you secretly. Was it worth to fall in love with your bodyguard, who you looked at as your future? But who knows how your past is related to him? Is he really your forever? Will this love get its Happy ending? Or will it rest as one-sided love? ________________🦋_______________ 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. This story contains mature language. Also mentioned violence. Don't proceed if you're uncomfortable. I do not sexualise any BTS member. Please read it as a fanfic. Don't take it personally. START ~ 14/08/2022 END ~ 13/02/2023 🔞🔞 - mature content DO NOT REPOST MY STORY

ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ : ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴜᴘ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ by rogonsheeprosie

[THIS IS JUST A FANFICTION.] "Even if you hurt me and leave me, my heart is still with you." - Y/n "I'm so sorry, my baby. I'll always love you." - Park Chaeyoung "I love you, don't leave me please." - Kim Jennie 🚬𝙈𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮. 🥂 *girlxgirl *purely based on my wild imagination 👀🖤 *ctto for any pic or gif that I used in this story🎈🖤

Bad Influence | Jungkook by KooKie_Doll

"W-What are you doing, Y/N?" Jungkook stammered. His gaze drifted to her plump lips. "Oh, so you do know my name," she remarked as she positioned his arms around her midsection, drawing closer until he could feel his own racing heartbeat. "You know, I hate that you're taken. I genuinely wish you were single, all for me," she murmured, scowling at him. "But no problem, I know exactly how to snatch away something that catches my eye." -- What happens when Jungkook comforts a girl in tears one night, only to find out she's one of the richest students at his new school? His disdain for the wealthy grows, especially for Seung Y/N, who seems intent on pulling him into her world of bad influences. Started: March 20, 2022 Ended: June 17, 2022 18+. Contains mature themes such as sexual content and very sensitive topics that may trigger some people. Please do not read if that makes you feel uncomfortable. This is a fan-fiction, purpose that all incidents and occasions in this are all imaginary and all are of my imagination. Any resemblance to substantial life events and species, living or dead, are all purely coincidence.

moving on with you | jihyo ♡ daniel by jyosarang

"When will I fall in love with the person who actually loves me back?" __________________________________________________ "No! I did everything for you... please don't do this to me! I need you in my life _____! I love you..." __________________________________________________ "We're really sorry, Ji." __________________________________________________ "Please take care of him for me, please. Love him more than I did." ________________________________ a/n: I know Jihyo and Daniel broke up, but who cares. They're my favorite couple, so I'll write this for them and to those who can't move on. a/n: EVERYTHING'S FICTIONAL, JUST MY SILLY IMAGINATION.

BTS by Arukoru

Why are you guys reading this? Bye af- '=3=

PJO/HOO Headcanons and Incorrect Quotes by Sunnieros3

Just as the title says :) There may be some random PJO/HOO thing included as well This was mainly just for fun, hope you find these as funny as I did <33

Bittersweet by LocalSunshine

"The terror of the town. The vicious murderer, the monster, Queen Of Hearts, has finally been caught." "She's way too sweet for my preference. I like girls who are like coffee. Bitter yet a tad bit sweet. Definitely hot. Sometimes cold. Would be my energy booster. Also would keep me up all night." "You like someone bittersweet?" "Yeah. Too sweet is boring. Too bitter is boring. But I want the best of both worlds.I like girls like you." She murmured, "I'm glad I fell for you." He smiled, "I'm glad I caught you in my arms." "I hate you Officer! I hate you for healing me. I hate you Officer! Why the fuck did you introduce to me the concept of love all over again? I hate you for loving me so much that you forget yourself! I hate you Kim Taehyung." "Saranghae Doll." [MATURE LANGUAGE INVOLVED. IF UNCOMFORTABLE WITH CURSE WORDS OR ANY MATURE TOPICS. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY] https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLguipu9niG1to6cOjNMgt5-HvrEwZgBdH

My Bodyguard by btsandexogirl

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"Hey! Hey! What are you doing?" "You wanna live like this huh huh? Why you are bothering yourself like this? Living like you have nothing!" "Cause I don't!" "Am I a kid? What do you think about me?" "A whinney baby maybe?" "Hey Seokjin yo-" "Ahhhhh it is deliciouseeee!" "Come in!" "You desrespected me so bye!" "What are you doing on the tree?" "You...you can....you can....Jungkook You....oh my god!" "It is the first time!" "What?" "It is the first time I am seeing you crying!" "Cause I am....so happy!" When someone enters your life and kinda change everything!

CRØSSED L̶O̶V̶E̶ by Kyung_Wan_Robin

******************** "You won't believe me, I dreamt about you last night." "So, how was the nightmare?" "Yah, it was not a nightmare. It was the beautiful dream I have ever had." ******************** "If you're rich then you can have any girl. Why only me?" "If I can have any girl then why not you?" ******************** "Sometimes I feel like you're my clothing bodyguard." "I can be that. Just tell me the salary." "Are you flirting with your superior?" ******************** "I'm not ready for any relationship. Sorry." "When you'll be ready?" "When I'll find someone better." ******************** "Though we're married now, I can't accept you as my wife. Hope you'll understand." "We can be good friends." ******************** "I cried because you cried." "You cried because I cried and I cried because I have done a mistake." ******************** "I don't care whatever you do. It's your life." "The day we kissed first, my life became yours too. The day when I confessed, you became mine." ******************** "Love is a sin if it's not you whom I love." ******************** "I thought you'll understand." "How can you think of it? Is our love crossed now? Don't you love me anymore?" ******************** "Let the real lover win in this crossed love." ******************** "I'll be back to you after six months." "After sleeping so many nights with him?" ******************** "Why are you wasting my time asking about him? Why do you wanna talk to me?" "Because I don't have any reason to talk to you. Every time I think to ask something different but you make me confuse." ******************** "At least I died in love." "I hate you." "Still I love you." "I love you too." ******************** #GenderXBender For my readers who wanted a MiTzu book...well I tried my best but this is all I could do...🙂 #1 MiTzu (12 APRIL, 2023) Started : 13 May 2020 Status : On Going [✓] : 5 July, 2020 © Røbin's 🐉

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Mr. Bodyguard (UNDER EDITING)

" I want to kiss you." His eyes widened as you got away a little, but still close enough. You kept staring at him as he was doing the same. Too stunned to even react. Your eyes landed on his luscious lips as you licked your own. You held his jacket with your fist before moving closer until your breaths mingle with each other. Your lips getting closer to his ready to claim them. But before they could touch, Jungkook held your shoulder moving you away from him. "M-Miss. Y/N, it's wrong." He stuttered as he tried to push you away but not too harshly to hurt you. Your eyes went a little gloomy as you stared at him. He was looking down. You sighted before yanking his hands away as you stumble a little. "Why?" When he always pushed you away but carved for you secretly. Was it worth to fall in love with your bodyguard, who you looked at as your future? But who knows how your past is related to him? Is he really your forever? Will this love get its Happy ending? Or will it rest as one-sided love? __🦋_ 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚. This story contains mature language. Also mentioned violence. Don't proceed if you're uncomfortable. I do not sexualise any BTS member. Please read it as a fanfic. Don't take it personally. START ~ 14/08/2022 END ~ 13/02/2023 🔞🔞 - mature content DO NOT REPOST MY STORY