3 Dummkopf Lives In Nutshell - Eugen Friedrich - Wattpad

Story cover for 3 Dummkopf Lives In Nutshell by Eugen_Friedrich

3 Dummkopf Lives In Nutshell

Eugen_Friedrich

Reads 666
Votes 23
Parts 14
Time <5 mins

Reads 666
Votes 23
Parts 14
Time <5 mins

Eugen_Friedrich

Mature

bullshittery dummkopf memes shitpost

Some bullscheiße me and the bois did on our lives, memes, shitposts and what not

Ave Imperator Eon, Ave Eonnism

Dem bois:

@EonSlater

@Fay_Von_Hohenzollern

And me the biggest dummkopf and masochist of the 3All Rights Reserved

bullshittery dummkopf memes shitpost

Table of contents

14 parts

Sign up to add 3 Dummkopf Lives In Nutshell to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

||where's my love|| by rose_CCLXV

|Instagram/Texting| It's obvious Harry and Draco fell for each other. Is it really though? [Started: 13.02.2021] [Finished: 14.11.2021]

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

How to Kiss a Wizard by Reasonstosmileathome

"You know what Potter... I think I'll take that offer," Draco began, walking closer towards me, backing me against the wall. "Wait, really?" I looked at him suspiciously. This was the boy who had hated me ever since I declined his handshake when we were 11... and now he was agreeing to help me. Something was up. "Yes Potter. Really. You said you'd do anything and anything means everything doesn't it?" I wanted to interrupt him there, I didn't mean everything, I opened my mouth to disagree but he carried on talking, not giving me a chance to answer. " I can use it to my advantage in the future. Who knows when I'll need it?" A smirk appeared on his lips as he eyed me up and down. I felt naked under his glance as I looked at anywhere except his face. Regret filled me once again. Maybe this wasn't the best plan, maybe I could back out now, and maybe I could just- My thoughts went blank as I felt a pair of soft lips collide with mine. Harry Potter could be considered good at everything.... except kissing. When he finds himself crushing on Ginny, who better to teach him the arts of kissing than the Draco Malfoy? Highest rankings : #1 in #Harry-Potter #16 in #drarry #1 in #youth #2 in #lgbt

just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐 by phififo

《 c o m p l e t e d 》 One late afternoon, after plotting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron decided to steal Harry's phone and change most of his contacts' name. That included Draco's. Harry starts to trust and confide in the contact renamed 'Prince'. However, Harry soon realises that 'Prince' has a crush and Draco was starting to catch Harry's attention. Story is both in text and story form, but mostly story form ----- This story takes place after the Wizarding War, 8th years had to return to rebuild the school and retake their NEWTs. Snape is magically alive because he faked his death, let's go with that. Also contains many inaccuracies that does not match up with the original books '･ᴗ･' The starting sucks, but it slowly improves :) (hopefully) *TRIGGER WARNING* Some parts may include suicidal thoughts, suicide, cutting and strong language. Viewer discretion is advised. Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters. All characters belong to J. K. Rowling from her Harry Potter series. ----- Highest ranking: #1 - dracoxharry ( 04/07/20 - 08/07/20 ) #1 - drarry ( 10/07/20, 04/08/20 ) #1 - lgbt ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #1 - lgbtq ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #2 - harrypotter ( 15/08/20 )

Hetalia || Oneshots and Crackfic by AphTeavana

🎶Mamma mia... Here we go again... One, one, oneshots to feed ya Mamma mia, is this a good idea? My, my, how much I've missed this🎶 ᏟᎻᎪᏢᎢᎬᎡᏚ: 1.) Hideaway Monster AU, America Centric, Internalized Shame, Wendigo America, Vampire England, Minor Zombie France, Light Angst, 12 pages or 1723 words 2.) The Devil And The Singer - PruHun Human AU, Bar fic, Singer Hungary, Pinning Prussia, Good Pal Russia, 2 pages or 406 words 3.) A Note In My Locker - FrUk Highschool AU, Texting AU, Break up AU? 👀, Bad Touch Trio, Light Angst, Bromance ✊🏽😔, 35 pages or 3815 words 4.) Checkmate, Your Majesty Chesstalia AU, Nyotalia AU, White "King" France, White Queen Cuba, Black Queen America, Peace and War on the Planet Earth, Mentions of several characters, Some OCs, 35 pages or 4684 words 5.) It's Cold Outside - FrUk, SpaMano Christmasy AU, Human AU, Songfic? Maybe, There's a cafe, Owners Spain and Romano, SO MUCH GAY, 15 pages or 2140 words ᏔᎡᏆᎢᏆNᏩ & ᎡᎬᎪᎠᏆNᏩ: 1.) For small breaks in time(ex: hours/days/weeks) I use -'s but for long ones(ex: years) I use ~•~•~ 2.) Feel free to leave requests or constructive criticism in the comments or by PM! (And no, ship/character hate doesn't count) 3.) Currently on break ᎢᏔ: 1.) Sorry if you don't like cursing, I use it frequently! Besides that, I don't usually write any triggers 2.) If I do however decide to do so (or you feel I should add one) I'll label the chapter title with TW and put an A/N at the beginning 3.) If you do come across a chapter that contains content that is upsetting to you then PLEASE do not continue to read! Speed scroll to the bottom or use the scrubscroll to exit the chapter

Reader x Countryhumans (Part 2) by JayJayIsVibing

This is part 2 of Reader x Countryhumans (AU) no art in this is mine unless I said it was. very odd title also-- o k ~~~~~~~ Read first part if you're confused

From Fluff to Angst | Sanders Sides One Shots by RavenDoesStufff

I will be writing a lot of angst in here but occasionally some fluff. I will take requests (it saves me the pain of having to come up with stuff by myself). The only limits are no Remrom and no smut. I don't feel comfortable writing either of these. Anyways, I will put trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter, but enjoy!

Drarry Oneshots by dilfnnibal

Just a bunch of Drarry Oneshots! Don't be afraid to comment or DM a request! Hope you enjoy reading :) DracoMalfoy x HarryPotter

₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry by verdilac

(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017

tied to him ✔ by m-blackhart

**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

||where's my love|| cover

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one cover

How to Kiss a Wizard cover

just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐 cover

Hetalia || Oneshots and Crackfic cover

Reader x Countryhumans (Part 2) cover

From Fluff to Angst | Sanders Sides One Shots cover

Drarry Oneshots cover

₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry cover

tied to him ✔ cover

||where's my love||

|Instagram/Texting| It's obvious Harry and Draco fell for each other. Is it really though? [Started: 13.02.2021] [Finished: 14.11.2021]