Throw a Chair Through a Window and Call It a Day

"Vla- no, not him." Shota scowled, he would rather give up all his naps than live to see the day where Sekijiro Kan of all people became his superior. "Snipe?!"

"Not emotionally available at the moment as he is currently battling his romantic feelings for Kayama-san." Shota shot back down.

"For the love of god-!"

"As you can see, me appointing you as principal is the only logical decision available,"
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Or: Nezu goes on a week long business trip and makes Aizawa the temporary principal while he's gone, giving him all the powers the principal of UA would normally have. Aizawa, prepared to use this power to it's full capacity, silently vows to make as many changes to UA as he can in a single week. He appoints Midoriya as his secretary for the time being and together they wreak havoc among the school, showing no mercy to any obstacle in their path (And maybe becoming father and son along the way). The rest of the staff and students are left to sit back and watch as everything they know goes up in flames.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Boku No Hero Academia or any of the characters. Originally posted on Ao3 under the same username. The fanart is mine anyway so we gucci. If you know me and you saw me post this, no you did not. Turn back around and forget this existed. Once again, THIS ANIME ISNT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE. NOT MINE.