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Hi there. I bet you're wondering why there's a strange human standing in front of you huh? In order to explain, let me tell you a little about myself and my job.
I am an average person with an average family. I eat average food and live an average life. I am an average human being with an above-average job. You see, my job is to make sure YOU are living an average life at MINIMUM. When you're at your lowest point, I'll be there to help you. When you're at your highest point, my colleague will be there to celebrate with you. We will both always be here in the back of your mind to help you fight your demons and ascend to your true form. Your true...well, YOU. Don't hesitate to call,
Sincerely,
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